Yesterday I was walking into my office and the floor reached up and grabbed me. It grabbed my left foot and held it to the ground so that I rapidly fell forward.
I was going in the exact direction of the corner of my office filing cabinet. Crap.
So, while rapidly falling towards impending doom, I had to rotate my body so that I didn’t grab my head on the corner of said cabinet.
I didn’t hurt my head, but that corner scraped all the way up my for arm and upper arm leaving a huge read welt that has turned into a lovely bruise.
The dood across the hall came over looking concerned… he said “Did I hear an oof?” and I said yea, and told him and he said the same thing. “You were really lucky you didn’t hit your head and knock yourself out!”
— Fizz —